Go Plano!

Congrats to a good guy out there, Scott Kenneth Wengert. Congratulations on your achievement. Good Luck at UT. I wish you all the best luck, clean drugs, cheap beer and non-virul STDs money can buy.
It's gonna be a good 5 years.
Cheers!

I’m new, I don’t know what to do

That's my excuse.
I haven't written about it it yet, but I got a new job. Yes, I'm a designer again. It's fun. It's not the glamour that some people make it out to be, but still it's fun. I work in advertising.
It's so weird to think of myself as a professional. I have a quote [...]

Goodbye to Chomps Racy

Hell, I don't when he's shipping out anymore. It was supposed to be monday, then tuesday, now who knows when. But I'm sure it's sometime soon.
I can't imagine the cajones it takes to go in to the marines or any armed forces for that matter. I respect him and all those that don the soldiers [...]

The Honda Civic is hornier than thou

Another instance of super cool actions by John Whitmore.
You see, when I was in high school, I thought my 2-door Honda Civic was the shit. I mean the coolest. It had the heart of a warrior so it should have sounded like one too. So I bought air horns for it. I thought it was [...]

Open your mouth and close your eyes

When I was a young boy, my mom was a exceptionally good mother. She has always been really good with small children. She's never been afraid to act like a retard or make funny faces or talk as if she were had mild brain damage. Kids love it.
I remember she had a little saying: Open [...]