It's an acronym for the last week of my life. Writing A Book Is Hard, Maybe Getting Laid Off Is Easier. Getting Laid off is a story for another time though. I'm writin' my book I said I would write one, it ain't as easy as John Grisham makes it out to be. Obviously more [...]
Entries from June 2006
June 11, 2006
I think I might write a book
I'm thinking of starting a book. Writing one that is. I know it's a weird thing for me to do, but why not. I have too much time to sit around and think. Idle hands are the devil's plaything. I think that's my favorite little saying. Short, sweet and to the point. Anyway, thing is, [...]
June 7, 2006
This just in… I might already be in hell
Welcome to Dallas, TX. It’s the summer already. It’s only June and I’m complaining about it being too hot when I have about three more months of increased heat on the way.
Do you know how bad your balls chafe in 110 degree heat?
My puss-filled ball blisters have puss-filled blisters themselves.
Today it is 96 degrees.
That’s officially [...]
June 5, 2006
I got to third base with a girl from Maxim Magazine
When I was 18, I had just moved into Denton. Boy did college start off with a bang.
I got a job waiting tables of course. During my first week there I have never had so much luck with hot women. After our second shift together I got up the nerve to ask one out and [...]
