It's an acronym for the last week of my life. Writing A Book Is Hard, Maybe Getting Laid Off Is Easier. Getting Laid off is a story for another time though. I'm writin' my book I said I would write one, it ain't as easy as John Grisham makes it out to be. Obviously more book writing leads to less blog writing because of my lack time to write more. But, I think I've decided on a title, Crazy is Contagious. The first chapter? Middle-Child Syndrome.
And that thought brings us to today's theme, "W.A.P.B.F.", which means – Write A Post Become Famous. While I'm writing my book I need someone to help out with the content in this site. I would love get some guest speakers up in this beyatch. Anyone, I don't care if you look like a retarded Bush family member (aren't they all?") But I think I've got a name, Crazy is Contagious with the first chapter titled Middle-Child Syndrome. It's good I think so far. I really like the chapter I'm working on now, Am I gay? Great inner-feeling stuff.
Basicaly, I'm looking for some guest writers to help me out while I write my epic about the Whitmore's. I don't have that high of standards. You have to be well written, funny, or just reflecting on your interaction with a Whitmore. Email me your stories at mrwhitmore@gmail.com. I would love to hear what you guys say about us or what my family has to say about growing up a Whitmore. I'm 3 chapters in to it in just two weeks or so, so I don't think it will be for that long.
Send your entries to mrwhitmore@gmail.com and I will look over them and publish them for you. If you're good enough, I'll give you an account to the site to do whatever you want. Happy writing, I'll start your inspiration off with Haiku. If you don't know what it means, Google it bitch. A.S.M.Y.H.
John's Haiku
"I write on my blog,
Nobody seems to care much,
We'll be rich writers."
Brilliant, I know.
Now send me your Haiku's.
P.S. check out http://www.froghatstudios.com/portemp.html. This is a talented mother fucker,
2 Comments
June 22, 2006 at 9:36 am
Joe’s GOT to post something. Ohhh, have mom write something. Or dad! Or David! This could be fascinating–if only to me.
June 22, 2006 at 5:05 pm
i think you’re a B.A.M.F. a badd ass motha fucka via D.A.N.E.C.O.O.K.