Little Miss Sunshine

Great movie.
I saw it tonight with my sister and her boyffrind and my girlfriend. We went to some vegetarian restaurant.
“My girlfriend’s a vegetatarian; which pretty much makes me a vegetarian.”
-Jules (Pulp Fiction)
We went apartment hunting fo a little while beforehand. Kelly and I are going to try living together. This should be fun. It’s going [...]

Keep reading and re-reading

Keep your thirst for more Whitmore. I keep writing on my book, which takes up most of my writing time. So sorry to those who care. But, you will be able to read a whole book soon. I’m on Chapter 8 which talks on the issue, “Am I gay.” It’s going really well so far. [...]

If I were president

First of all, I would disallow all further Bush’s into the white house. I swear I’ll kill someone if I have to deal with JEB Bush in office.
I don’t have anything against Bush, I just hate it when it’s not well-groomed and articulate. I like my pussy in peak-performance shape and, well, our executive chief [...]

The Unwinnable War

Boners.
I have absolutely no control, the relationship between my self and my penis is a bit of a dictatorship. I can no longer make rules against it. It becomes angry and goes the soft on it’s own volition. It’s interesting.
It’s unfair.
Our penises alone are what make us men, yet we cannot control our own.
They’re always [...]