First of all, I would disallow all further Bush’s into the white house. I swear I’ll kill someone if I have to deal with JEB Bush in office.
I don’t have anything against Bush, I just hate it when it’s not well-groomed and articulate. I like my pussy in peak-performance shape and, well, our executive chief has been slipping as he turns 60. He put on five pounds during this last year. He also swears he’s going to take 10 days off this summer. Like I care, let him be gone 364 days out of the year. The more he’s out of office, the more he’s out of office. Brilliant!
Does my generation have wiithin it a president who will guide America throught the storm it has created for itself? Why, of course, Me.
If am elected the first thing being addressed is, “Why is Hussein alive but all of his prosecuter’s aren’t?” Don’ you think that a bit odd?
I’m officially putting myself on the ballot in 2016 or 2020 presidential race. You better watch out.
Salvation is only like 10-25 years away.
So know this World, you have not seen the last of the left Whitmore’s, only the beginning.
Congratulations to me.
Helo my constituents.
By the way, “No new taxes.”
I bid you adieu,
Team Whitmore ‘20 for the Democratic Presidential Election.
