What About John

¡Hola! "Tell me about yourself" you say? Well alright. I, John Michael Whitmore Inc., was founded on the 11th of October in 1980. My Father, an accountant. My mother, an office manager. I have 2 brothers; Joe, my elder and David, my junior. I have a sister named Mary Catherine and two step-sisters Monica and Michelle. In 2002, I became an uncle and now have 2 nieces and a nephew. I love it. I love children when they're not mine (I don't think I have any children). And, for right now, I have a girlfriend that I love. Her name is Kelly. I want a dog or a cat and I want to move away from Dallas. Los Angeles is my first choice; I've always wanted to be poor and live in the same city as Lindsey Lohan. My niece, Shelby lives there and she needs someone to take care of her. Music and design are my loves. Oh, and I hang a little to the left.